Without prejudice.<\/p>\n
AN ODE TO THE DEMISE OF NEWS OF THE WORLD
\nThis is a story of Rebekah Brooks
\nAnd some of the risks her editors took
\nWill they send the girl a packing
\nFor all that mobile telephone hacking?<\/p>\n
This is making quite a story
\nwith Andy Coulson and a leading tory
\nIt became impossible for him to stay
\nNow Mr Coulson`s on his way<\/p>\n
Mr Cameron had\u00a0 respect
\nGave Mr Coulson a background check
\nTurned up nothing untoward
\non Murdoch`s man from News of the World<\/p>\n
Rupert Murdoch`s on a high
\nWhat he craves is a win for Sky
\nIt`s he who made the paper close
\nOr is this\u00a0 now “The Emperor`s new clothes”?<\/p>\n
Lots of journalists lost their pride
\nSome politicians may need to hide
\nCould Policemen now be on the run
\nFor all the favours they have done?<\/p>\n
Is the paper`s owner a crook?
\nIs he in Bed with Rebekah Brookes?
\nJudges might not be able to tell
\nHave they been in her bed as well?<\/p>\n
Let`s be honest about News of the World
\nThey had some fantastic naked girls
\nShort hair, long hair , hair that`s curled
\nWe used to call it “screws of the world”<\/p>\n
Getting off on all those chicks
\nFor boys like us was a magic trick
\nTheir lovely legs and silky thighs
\nIt used to make us fantasise<\/p>\n
With waists so thin from eating “Ritz”
\nSometimes you`d glimpse the fuzzy bits
\nShots like those are one in a million
\nMost of them now, have had a Brazillian<\/p>\n
But thanks to science and innovation
\nMost of them have implantations
\nCollagen lips and facial lifts
\nBotox waists and massive tits<\/p>\n
We used to buy that paper every day
\nAnd imagine the girls in a roll in the hay
\nWe`d cut out the page with the naughty parts
\nAnd use it for our game of darts<\/p>\n
The large dark ring was worth a one
\nTwo in the nipple and you`d scored a ton.
\nIf you hit the honey pot
\nBoy you won the whole jackpot<\/p>\n
This game of darts was lots of fun
\nEspecially when you got her bun
\nThe problem was you felt so heady
\nIt was hard to keep your dart arm steady<\/p>\n
So If you miss it in the morning
\nThat raunchy paper your desk adorning
\nAnd If you miss her sexy bun
\nGo out and buy the New Sunday Sun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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