Business Plans have gone to pot
The internet has got the lot
Catalogue shopping here and there
Online traders everywhere

The only problem with online sales
And the area where it always fails
It seems your`e getting quite a steal
But your`e not allowed to touch or feel

A lot of the stuff it comes from abroad
And when it arrives you find it`s flawed
You send it back from whence it came
You pay the postage..What a game!

So if you want to touch and feel
Go and find a shop that`s real
Give the merchandise a try
Without  an incling for to buy

Ask the shopkeeper to help you out
Give you details and wear him out
Ask him questions, waste his time
Then buy the bloody thing online

How can the goods be any finer
After all they`re made in China
There is no way this sham can last
Send internet  trading to the past

Online  you can spend half your life
You can even buy a Thailand Wife
Some like skinny some like stout
But don`t expect to try her out

Has she cost you far too much
You never even got to touch
Another example of an internet steal
You cannot ask her for a feel